

Left at the altar, unable to get out a single note, was Jamal, who’d come home from the hospital promising to put his career on hold ’til his family ended their violent, crazy ways.

Meanwhile, Tariq showed up and got in Lucious’ face, prompting his mother Leah to ask, “Dwight, what’s your half-brother doing here?” What in the actual what? Yep, it turns out not only did a young Lucious witness his father’s murder at the hand of the man who raised Tariq, but he also heard the guy’s revelation that Lucious’ father was Tariq’s biological daddy, too! And you know our heroine was devastated, seeing that she didn’t even twerk or slap her own booty on her way out the door.Īs the newlyweds headed back down the aisle, Lucious told Anika he knew she’d pushed his daughter-in-law - prompting her balcony reverie that led to the fateful fight.

“I did not save this bitch’s life so she could ruin mine!” Cookie screamed, referencing the fact that she’d talked Anika off a suicidal ledge earlier in the hour.

And Laura and her family fled the scene - most likely forever.Īs the family tried to figure out a plan to save Lucious from the Feds (led by Tariq the Freak), there seemed to be only one solid solution: So Lucious and Anika got married (by Andre) - as Cookie (who’d considered giving it another try with her ex) made her tearful exit. Cookie and Anika’s old cohort Shyne Johnson (who scored an invite as the Lyons attempted to buy his silence about Lucious’ murder of three rival dealers plus a fourth contract killing back in the day) popped someone in the face. Just as Laura came down the aisle - here’s hoping she had a bottomless mimosa beforehand! - Anika got served with a subpoena to testify against Lucious by a woman disguised as a cater waiter. Oh, c’mon, you didn’t think Hakeem would actually wind up putting a ring on it with Laura, did you? (Not that he didn’t try!) The eruption of violence between the women was a fitting end to the most horrific nuptials since Game of Thrones‘ Red Wedding.
